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"People
change. I mean... look at me!"
Peter Fields |
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"You could
do with a rocket up 'er arse, but then you'd probably enjoy that"
Dad |
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"There's
a story behind that food mixer... I'll just get it!"
Me
|
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"Is
Cambridge in this Country then?"
Jade
Goody, Big Brother
|
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"Oh,
no, please don't... oh no please... oh no... oh!"
Me
|
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"She
was only in the broom cupboard because somebody put 'er there thinking she
was a broom"
Me
|
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"I haven't
got long!"
You
know
who
you
are!
|
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"And
what does Mummy do to naughty little boys?"
Maria Aberley |
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"...Well,
I'm going home for a wank"
Vicki Gardener
|
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"They were
fresh yesterday"
Annie
|
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"He
said it needs loosening"
Mark
|
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"I'm
deprived, Wayne!"
Jeff
Akers
|
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"I'm
sorry now" (in reply to my saying to him: 'you'll be sorry when I'm
gone')
Lee
Walsh
|
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"It's
too big and I don't like it!"
Me
|
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"I'm
not gonna have sex for a week!"
Jezz (yes...
Jezz)
|
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"He was so camp he made me look butch"
Tony Fisher |
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"Don't you take that font with me"
Tony Fisher |
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"I
even turned down sex last
Sunday!!"
Tony Fisher |
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"I think I'm getting bored of
casual sex!"
Tony Fisher |
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"And
if you could just smile for me"
Reena
(Plastic Surgeon) |
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"...there are more
things in life than sex... there's... .... shoes!"
Tony Fisher |
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"You're problem is you've got so
many people to give your love to, it's spread so thinly, there's not enough
for anyone!"
Tony Fisher |
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"Could you not just stick
to one partner?"
Liz Bovingdon |
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"Oh Sshh"
Karl Moffatt |
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"Oh Wayne... it's given me a
headache!"
Karl Moffatt |
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"God help us when
he moves 'ere, I think I'll move to Croydon!"
Margaret, (Noel's Mum) |
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"Actually, I'll be alright
with just a drink!"
Rick Waller, Back To Reality |
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"I just didn't want it
to be sexual"
Jezz Warren |
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"He missed my arse and
caught my side"
Tony Fisher |
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"On the whole, women
are hairier than men!"
Lee Walsh |
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"Definitely hugs, they
are easier to last, and you can sleep in one!"
Kelly Alton |
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"... because you do have
a large package"
Sarah Foss |
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"I think I've been
more prone to grief since Ireland. I just know now how fragile life and
people are. It's made
me a better person though.."
Lee Collins |
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f**k f**k
sh*t b*lls and a*se**les
Maggie Webb |
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you gonna ask
me what I been starring at the screen for so long then?
Lee
Walsh |
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"I'm just going to shave
shower then put Xmas tree up"
Jeff
Akers |
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"I'm very careful
about what I put in my stomach"
Dad |
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In response to Kieran saying "It
was nice out earlier... where's all the sunshine gone?" Jezz replied:
"It's on your couch at the
moment" - referring to me... awe..... bless!
Jezz |
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I hope I'm your mate too, so I'm here for
you when you just want to moan (no, not that type of moan!!)
Mike |
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"I don't cry very often anymore
because my life is so happy."
Kelly
Alton |
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"I think I
need to grow my hair cos I look too butch"
David
Wallis |
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"Oi, watch it bitch! You're talking to a 'top' now!"
Nicky
Ward |
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I have
problems forcing something in to meself at that time of the morning.
Pete
Fields |
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Christ
- it's as big as the BBC'S!
Ian
Willows (about this website) |
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You
talk too much!
Nicky
Ward |
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You know why it wasn't charging don't you? I didn't
turn it on at the wall!
Nicky
Ward |
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I've
got the 'C' bit!
Me (to
Nicky Ward's "I'm the MMWC" - it stands for Main Man What Counts) |
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Where?
David
Hierons, (when told "It's absolutely bucket'ing it down!") |
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Hold
on... I can only multi-task doing one thing!
Simon
Jones |
|
I only called you to do something for me
Nicky
Ward |
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The pictures on my profile are genuine!
Nicky
Ward |
|
Is there any chocolate in my box?
Simon Jones |
|
I like Uncle Wayne, he makes me funny
Alfie Bruton
(my Neice's son) |
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I don't want my porridge too porridge-y!
Nicky Ward |
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"Are you a rent boy?"
Nikki Caiger |
|
"Hi - I'm at my Nan's.
Went ok at the vets... just giving her bath!"
Simon Jones |
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"Is
the coffee really ok? Or are you just being polite?
Me (to my sister Nikki) |
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"How do I spell Yahoo?"
Nicky Ward (written in Windows Live
Messenger) |
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"I did enjoy playing with yours but I need to play with it a bit
longer!"
Nicky Ward (talking about my mobile phone) |
