LATEST NEWS - HERE'S WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON...

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Jezz's 47th birthday Farewell to David Tattoo 9 Family Tattoo Day Out Farewell to Mair
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Farewell to Chris Farewell to James 2018 as it happens Christmas 2017 Farewell to Tony
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Farewell to Berni Tattoo 8 New car Farewell to Willsy Poetry corner

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MUSIC, VIDEOS, MOVIES AND MORE

This page has links to some of Wayne's most favourite music tracks ever, including a couple of his own. He has also created some mini movies and then uploaded them to the web site YouTube and then linked them to this page. And finally, we have dug out some archive material from Wayne's DJ days at hospital radio, Radio Lollipop from 1979, when he was just 12 years old.

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MY DADDY

12 November 1924 - 12 April 2008 "The biggest loss in my life that is, and always will be... my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces... and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them."~ Wayne

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REMEMBERING FOREVER

A page dedicated to those who have been near and dear to Wayne and that have passed on. Included, his Grandmother who died in 1989 and his nephew of 18 months, Billy. Also his Dad, who died April 2008. Aunty Gwen who died 2014, David, Donald, Jeanie, Maggie and others who are fondly remembered and missed.

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HM-MA-NA

After much discussion and readers requests to bring back the hm-ma-na and bi-eck sections, we have decided to resurrect these pages. Click on the photos to go to the relevant page. But only on the promise that you'll help by sending us your mobile captures. Please!

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BI-ECK

And twinned (deliberately missing the point of the expression twinned) with the hm-ma-na page on waynealton.com comes the fabulous bi-eck page. It's a page dedicated to buxom women with wide rear ends. Gawd bless 'em!

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WAYNE'S DRIVEN

Another page dedicated to all the cars that Wayne has either had the privilege to drive or ones that he's owned or shared with partners of old. Some of the pictures are of the actual car but of the ones where he didn't take a picture at the time: he has had some fun trying to find a picture that best matches the car.

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HALFTONES

Here's an iPhone app that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style.

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RECOMMENDALTONS

waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there's a business you're after, then have a look to see if we used the same line of work from someone... if they were fab, they'll be on this page!

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PREVIOUS QUOTES

We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the "Previous Quotes" page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about either wacky, hysterical, inappropriate or just plain beautiful statements that have been said by those near and dear.

THE CURRENT QUOTES OF THE MOMENT ARE:

"Mary Tyler No More" ~ Jezz


"Ok, I'll be ready" ~ Michele


"Honestly, he's a nightmare to go shopping with" ~ Michele


"I think I'd rather go and wipe someone's arse than talk to you!" ~ Nikki


"Ain't being funny Bruv, but you go a bit far with your foul mouth and name calling!" ~ Nikki


"Do you know what? It's getting too crude for me, around here!" ~ Nikki


"I'm only thinking of me!" ~ Gary


"I'm not selfless but I'm not selfish either!" ~ Gary

Previous Quotes of the moment