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JEZZ BOUGHT ME FLOWERS

20 August 2008

My Julie bought some flowers today for no apparent reason.  They arrived by being delivered by the florist.  AWE... bless!

DOWN AT DADDY DAVID'S FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS

Tuesday 12 August 2008

Jezz and I went down to Brighton for 2 nights to stay with David.  It was a particular poignant time as we stayed with him throughout his anniversary day of his partner's death, 13 August 1995.  David also took us out to the Brighton and Hove Musuem, Shoreham to watch the surfers, Coombes Village and church and Steyning Village.

I'M EATING FISH AT LAST

Tuesday 5 August 2008

Thanks to Jezz and David, I have starting experimenting with eating fish again.  Today Jezz and I bought a huge Loch Etive Seagrown Trout Fillet.  I took this picture with my new camera too.  It's a new Nikon Coolpix S520.

DOLLY'S PANTRY MAKES IT IN THE RECOMENDALTONS PAGE

Wednesday 30 July 2008

Jezz and I went back for a second visit to Dolly's Pantry in Ditchling Village.  This is THE best place for a cream tea but they do a gorgeous cooked breakfast all day too.  Sally, Sophie and Patsy are as warm welcoming as the scones.

MY DADDY

12 November 1924 - 12 April 2008

The biggest loss in my life that is, and always be... my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart.
Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces... and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them.

JEFF AKERS

7 July 1957 - 19 February 2008

A website celebrating Jeff's life, displaying some photos and tributes from those that knew him.  We are very grateful to those that have sent a tribute and we can share with you that Mike and Jeff's family are aware of your kind words.  It is a great comfort to know that Jeff was loved by so many.

ME ON LBC

Thursday 3 April 2008, I was driving in the car and one of the topics on the James O'Brien show was about wolf-whistles.  Now, for those that know me, they are already aware that I have a gadget that plays silly noises through a loud PA style speaker, under the bonnet of my car.  I just had to call in to LBC 97.3FM and tell them.  Wayne on James O'Brien on LBC97.3FM.

HM-MA-NA AND BI-ECK MAKES A RETURN

Wednesday 6 February 2008

After much discussion and readers request to bring back the hm-ma-na and bi-eck sections, we have decided to resurrect these pages.  Click on the photos to go to the relevant page.  But only on the promise that you'll help by sending us your mobile captures.  Please!

 

THEMED PAGES

Here at waynealton.com we sometimes feature a day out or themed evening, like photos of New Year's Eve or the trip to Thorpe Park, so below, we've resurrected the photos once more and we've listed those pages that would have otherwise been deleted by now.  There is also a section for tributes to individuals <here>.

REMEMBERING FOREVER

This is a page I've dedicated to those who have been near and dear to me and that have passed on. From family members including my Grandmother who died in 1989 to my nephew of 18 months, Billy. Friends Miles, Frank, Marc and sadly missed but so fondly remembered, Jeanie. And now, most recently and missing like a vital organ, my Daddy, who died April 2008.

FRIENDS ALBUM

It's getting bigger you know?  Yes, now that the servers are offering unlimited web space, I'm able to upload more photos to share. Hoorah. There's enough now that I've needed to separate them alphabetically.

WAYNE'S DRIVEN...

Another page dedicated to all the cars that I've either had the privilege to drive or ones that I've owned or shared with partners of old.  Some of the pictures are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn't take a picture at the time: I've had some fun trying to find a picture that best matches the car.

RECOMMENDALTONS 

waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there's a business you're after, then have a look to see if we used the same line of work from someone... if they were fab, they'll be on this page!

PREVIOUS QUOTES

I would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the  "PREVIOUS QUOTES" page.

Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it!  The Previous Quotes page is all about either whacky, hysterical, inappropriate or just plain beautiful statements that have been said by those near and dear.

FILE DOWNLOADS

This area is either for files that have been asked for, documents of interests or freeware/software considered useful.

 

events and days out

BENTLEY WILDFOWL AND MOTOR MUSEUM

30 July 2008

Jezz and I took another of our Wednesday day outs and this time it was to the museum of vintage cars and a large collection of wildfowl.  The weather was perfect and as it was based in Halland in Lewes, near Brighton; we went on Ditchling Village for our second visit to Dolly's Pantry and Bakery.

BROOKLANDS MUSEUM AND MERCEDES BENZ WORLD

11 June 2008

Jezz and I try new places to go to that aren't too far away or too expensive.  So, we went to the Brooklands Museum and then back in the car for a short drive to the Mercedes Benz World.  It was a fab day out, the weather was ideal, Jezz had organised a packed lunch and we both took photos of the day.

LONDON ZOO

29 June 2007

Having taken around 60 photos at London Zoo on Friday 29 June 2007, they are uploaded to an album of their own.  I went with Jezz, his Mum Joan and sister Hayley.

PAUL AND NIKKI CAIGER'S WEDDING

11 November 2006

A proud day for our family, Nikki my sister marries Paul Caiger. The service was at Morden Registry Office and the reception was at The Grange, Beddington. On the menu was pie and mash and I even managed a speech, through a shaky voice and nerves.

BRIGHTON SPRING 2005

8 April 2005

Jezz, Pete and I set off for a weekend away in Brighton and to meet David Wallis, now nicknamed Daddy David.

THORPE PARK 2004

16 September 2004

It was Jezz's threat for me to get on an aeroplane or go to a theme park and do the rides... the rides one, at the time. I'm proud to say I've done both - however, with no satisfactory conclusion to either!

CHRISTMAS DAY 2004

25 December 2004

Just a few photos that were taken on Christmas Day 2004, when we all gathered at Nik's for Christmas lunch.

 

BIRTHDAYS

NIKKI'S 40TH

12 March 2005

Awe.. you're not going to believe this but she arrives drunk and leaves completely wasted. This collection of photos was taken across two days, the meal at Park Place, Mitcham with the family and the friends bash at the Butterchurn pub, Sutton.

DAD'S 80TH

12 November 2004

Celebrating the ripe old age of 80, we take Dad to the Kelong restaurant, Purley Way, Croydon.  Special guests appearances from Mike and Rose complete the evening wonderfully.

WAYNE'S 40TH

21 April 2007

The links below will take you directly to other pages.  The first is a link to a page where I have said a few words and thanked everyone for coming and their gifts.  The second, is a link to en-snips and around 23 pages of 139 pictures taken by a few people and the last is of the family meal at a different Beefeater restaurant.

 

A FEW WORDS FROM THE BIRTHDAY BOY HERE!        

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IS THIS WHAT I'VE BEEN HARPING ON ABOUT OR WHAT?

For those that know me well enough, you'll already be aware of the rants and orange soap box style speeches I've blurted on about ever since paying for my BT phone bill in a monthly budget way.  For those that don't know... it's £23.85 per quarter for BT Anytime Calls (formerly known as Option 3) and should include all calls made in the UK excluding mobiles (which are now only 5p per minute).  Well, respectfully, it's not bad and it means that you can pretty much budget for your landline bill by paying a few pounds extra to cover the cost of that odd mobile phone call you made.  But, around the same time, there was this sudden surge of 0870 and 0845 numbers popping up everywhere to replace the old geographical phone number for companies.  Typically, my ISP and my bank were the first two and sure enough, building societies and other numbers I called regularly were joining the 0870 parade.  So, imagine my delight when an old pal, that's as in she's old and a mate of mine, Sarah Williams, informed me of this new website.  It's brilliant!  You can use the site's search engine to locate an alternative number that would be either geographical or even an 0800 equivalent.  It's possible, using their search facility, to look up an existing 0870 number that you have in your phonebook to find an alternative number without knowing the name of the company.  It's excellent.. go to it immediately... start using it and spread the word.  and think of this... it could be saving you up to 9p per minute for every 0870 you used to call.

 

THE CURRENT QUOTES OF THE MOMENT IS:

 

"What you doing there then?"

in response to my answering him; "I'm at the barber's!"

~ Simon Jones

 

"I'm not used to lying like this"

~ Nicky Ward

 

 

Previous Quotes of the moment

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