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BI-ECK

The phrase bi-eck was created by Simon Jones, having watched the Victoria Wood Turkish Bath sketch with Julie Walters.  Victoria and Julie work there and as they look on at the goings-on in a Turkish bath house, Julie's line is: "My God, if yer bum were a bungalow, she'd ne'er ger a mortgage on it!"

For some reason, we've modified it to be more Northern and changed it to Bi-eck! Haha! Anyway, moving on... here's some more bi-ecks that we've snapped on mobile phone cameras and then uploaded to this page. Enjoy!

 

BP pump

Double

Tesco outside

London Zoo

Shopping bags

Sprint
           

Buggy

Homebase 1

Homebase 2

B&Q

Tesco inside

 
           
           
           

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