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BACK TABLE

Bubbles, Cameron, Debbie, Dean, Tim, Mark and David on the back table.  Michael top right, Graham's head, Nick and Pete at the bottom of the photo.

ME AND VICKI

Vicki on my lap, I think!

LEFT TABLE

Vicki, Kate, Chris, Maggie, Lizz and David on the right.

GRM AND NICK

Our Graham and our Nick together on the head table.

RIGHT TABLE

Michael, Howard, Keith, Karen, Sarah, Mick and Barbara and Pete and Russell in the bottom of the photo.

PAULINE - THE WAITRESS

The waitress for our table, Pauline.  She's lovely.

TUT - LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT!

"I'm smiling like this to prove that I'm not drunk and in fact, completely sober!"

SIMON - AWE!

There he is, my boy, my lover... Simon!

OH DEAR - HE'S BEEN TANGO'ED!

Earlier that evening, Wayne met with his guests and received a bouquet of flowers from one of his fans.

THE OPENING OF THE CARDS CEREMONY

Simon, me and the wonderful Kate.

SIMON AND TIM

Now there's a handsome sight... my Simon and Timmy together.

ME AND GRAHAM AND NICK

No I'm not that short, I'm leaning over.

MY WONDERFUL JEZZ

Jezz, my partner and soul mate.  He organised the entire evening, love him!

THE PETE FIELDS

Yes, the formidable Pete Fields graced us with his presence.

ORANGE FACE AND JEZZ

Me and Jezz stand for yet another pose together.

SPOON'S NOT BIG ENOUGH

"You'll need a bigger spoon than that if you want to hide that sized belly behind it... tut!"

RUSSELL

This is Russell. He's so handsome and fancied by everyone... bitch! LOL.

SIMON AGAIN

It's my loverrr.

VICKI, PETE AND BARBARA

Here's one from Pete's camera of Vicki, Pete and Barbarella together.

WAYNE AND THE GIRLS

Taken by Maggie, this is Lizz, Vicki, Wayne and Kate, all together with Wayne holding the framed picture of his own star, named by the girls.

ME, STEPHEN, GRAHAM, NICK, DAVID AND MARK

Well - spot who's the phone!

BARBARA, MICK, KEITH, KAREN AND SARAH

Another photo of the right table.

CHRIS, MAGGIE, LIZZ, DAVE AND KAREN

My friends that are more like my family!

WAYNE ALTON - ALWAYS AND FOREVER STAR

This amazing present is from Vicki, Kate and Lizz. It shows where my named star appears in the galaxy.

LONG SHOT OF THE HEAD TABLE

Simon, me, Stephen, Graham, Nick, Pete's hands and Russell.

MY STAR!

Me pointing out where my star is!

ANOTHER OF THE HEAD TABLE

David, Graham, Nick, Pete's head this time, Russell, Lee, Simon, me and Jezz obscured and Stephen's head.

OUR TIM!

Branded the gay-est straight mate we know, this is our Tim.. bless!

MORE PRESENT OPENING

Around the table, me opening presents with David, Lee, Jezz and Stephen.

PETE FIELDS - I THANG YOU!

Yes, we were graced with some D class guests including none other than the infamous Pete Fields for the evening.

ME AND JULIE

Thanks to Kate for this and many of the photos displayed here in this webpage. She took 397 of them! This one shows the true rotund shape of me and it also shows off my truly orange spray tan! Classy!

ME AND SIMON - A CUDDLY MOMENT

The much loved Simon and me, having a cuddle!

I LOVE QUORUM!

Me opening another gift with Simon my boys, Simon and Jezz watching on!

PRAWN COCKTAIL IN IT?

Presenting Park Place's Prawn Cocktail starter.... I don't know why!

ORIGINAL COVER ART FOR WAYNE'S 40TH

This is the photo that best personifies theentire evening!

STEPHEN AND DAVID

Two wonderful friends, came up from Brighton for the event... thank you!

FOURSOME

Daphne, Nick, Michael and Graham.

QUICK - PULL MY FINGER!

Vick and Chris with Lizz in the middle, wanting someone to pull her finger... that old chestnut! There's always one! LOL.

YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

Stand-up comic and established electrician Dave has a captive audience with Lee, Pete and Russell.

PAULINE

Our wonderful waitress Pauline, having to describe to a bunch of drunkards what's on the plate!

ELBOWS IN, FATTY

How embarrassing... if my Grandmother was alive today!

MAGGIE, LIZZ AND KAREN

Are Lizz and Karen texting one another here?

SCOTT AND NICK

Awe, Scott and Nick having a little dance... bit strange cos there was no music!

BLIMEY - VERY WELL BEHAVED

All of us, seated and eating nicely... for a while!

LEE AND ME

Me old pal... Leeloo and me!

MY CUDDLY KEITH

Howard's partner, Keith and me.

DAPHNE AND ME

Also known as David, this is our Daphne giving in to a cuddle from me.

HOW MANY STARTERS BUBBLES?

This is our cuddly bear, Bubbles... also known as Terry.

POOF: TIM TURNS MAGICIAN

Maggie and Lizz: "Wow, that's amazing!"

Dave: "Couldn't see it, I've misplaced me glasses!"

Karen: "Mm, whatever, get yer shirt off!"

ME AND KATE

Fab picture of Kate and me together... shame she looks so pissed mind! LOL

BARBARA, ME AND KATE

I have no idea what's the matter with me.

ME AND CHRIS

That's Kate's Chris and me, having a manly moment.